Posts Tagged ‘Valentine’s Day’

Thorns at ImprovBoston this Sunday

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

My busy whirlwind of a weekend continues tomorrow night at ImprovBoston.  I will be participating in “Thorns” – an anti-Valentine’s Day themed comedy and music variety show.  I played this show last year and had a lot of fun and met a lot of cool people.  I also drank a lot of beer.

There are two shows at 8 and 10pm.  You can get advance tickets here.  Hope to see you there and celebrate how awesome it is not to have to go through this “Valentine’s Day” bullshit.

Conversations with Brendo – Valentine’s Day Edition

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

Overheard – Brendan on the phone with a Receptionist trying to book a massage:

Receptionist:  We’re pretty booked up this week… oh wait, I have an 11am on Sunday.

Brendan:  Great.  I’ll take it.

Receptionist:  All right.  Is it going to be just you?

Brendan:  Uh… yeah.

Receptionist:  I only ask because we’re getting a lot of couples this weekend.

Brendan:  Okay.

Receptionist:  Because it’s Valentine’s Day.

Brendan:  So… 11 o’clock then?

I’m not sure what this woman was trying to get at.  I mean – she could tell by my voice that I’m a guy, right?  I couldn’t be more thrilled to be single on Valentine’s Day. 

In my opinion, Valentine’s Day is the single greatest day to be single.  Sitting back, watching all the chumps deal with their stupid, made up bullshit - it’s fan-friggin-tastic entertainment.

So have a Happy Valentine’s Day.  Your stress is my amusement.