Overheard – Brendan on the phone with a Receptionist trying to book a massage:

Receptionist:  We’re pretty booked up this week… oh wait, I have an 11am on Sunday.

Brendan:  Great.  I’ll take it.

Receptionist:  All right.  Is it going to be just you?

Brendan:  Uh… yeah.

Receptionist:  I only ask because we’re getting a lot of couples this weekend.

Brendan:  Okay.

Receptionist:  Because it’s Valentine’s Day.

Brendan:  So… 11 o’clock then?

I’m not sure what this woman was trying to get at.  I mean – she could tell by my voice that I’m a guy, right?  I couldn’t be more thrilled to be single on Valentine’s Day. 

In my opinion, Valentine’s Day is the single greatest day to be single.  Sitting back, watching all the chumps deal with their stupid, made up bullshit - it’s fan-friggin-tastic entertainment.

So have a Happy Valentine’s Day.  Your stress is my amusement.

Tags: blog, chumps, Conversations with Brendo, Valentine's Day

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