Overheard between Brendan and former Fooled By April rock god Joe Welsh:

Joe: I need to lose a lot of weight, but I think the only way I can is to hack off a limb.

Brendan: Go with the leg.  People will have more sympathy.  If you only have one arm and DON’T play the drums for a hair metal band, you’re up shit’s creek.

Joe:  True.  In a wheelchair, I could hide my gut with a blanket.

Brendan:  And you could hide sandwiches under you.  Sandwiches go everywhere.

Joe: I really like sandwiches.

Brendan:  My diet is a good 90% sandwich.

Joe:  They are good.  Why deny it?

Brendan:  If loving sandwiches is wrong, I still want to eat lots of sandwiches.

Joe:  The other day I had a PB and R – peanut butter and raisin.  That was all I had in the house.

Brendan:  The verdict?

Joe:  Fucking delicious.

Brendan: You’re an innovator.

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